Everything I needed to know in life I learned in man-whore school

Wednesday, February 22, 2006 (repost)

Ha! Gotcha with that subject, didn't I!

Okay, I just watched Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo. this is what I learned...

• The Sneaky Castro
• The EXTRA Sneaky Castro
• The Chilli Rainbow
• A Mud Pretzel [shudder]
• An Irish Facial (say it with me now.... 'Ewwwwww)
• The Filthy Ramirez
• The Filthy Lopez (hmm. what's the dif?)
• The Cambodian Creamsickle (I don't want to know - really, I don't)
• A Turkish Snowcone ... hmm. how bad could that be?...
• A Belgian Steamer (okay, I'm just lost now)
and...
• The Portugese Breakfast. They showed that one in the movie. It involved what looked like uncooked whisked eggs. Huh.

:)